Harry Styles is dumped for being “too low rent”!?

SERIOUSLY? HARRY STYLES?? TOO LOW RENT?? YOU MUST BE KIDDING!

Granted whoever said he was “too down market” probably didn’t shout it, or even write it in Caps Lock. But still, really Cara, Cara Delevingne!?

A source told the Mirror that Burberry Prorsum model Cara Delevingne’s modelling agency (complicated much) thought this:

“Harry was too down market, they didn’t think Cara should be dating a member of a boyband - it was all too low rent.

*Ahem (stylish) snobs ahem*

“They hung out for a while but as far as they were concerned it was never going to go anywhere.”

Well, it was going somewhere very stylish indeed for us heatworld lot modelling agency people!

Cara Delevingne, 20, and Harry Styles, 18, are believed to have started dating in August 2012 but split a matter of months later after her agency allegedly deemed Harry Styles “too low rent” for Cara’s high fahhhhhsion image, darlink.

A source went on to tell the Sunday People: “Cara did like Harry, but in all honesty she knew her career was more important and she wasn’t willing to let anything risk it.

"Harry really wanted to be with her but she finished it just before he got with Taylor Swift.”

Which is great news for Harry Styles’ current squeeze Taylor Swift, 23. And great news for Harry Styles’ love-life. And great news for #Haylor fans.

We’re not quite sure whether it’s great news for Cara, Cara Delevingne. But she’s super fit with a super-successful modelling career. So we imagine she’s probably handling it alright.